My granddaughter has just returned from a week's skiing holiday, never skied before but still skied down the side of a mountain, returns home, plays netball and get pushed over and ends up in hospital casualty with a painful and badly swollen ankle. Fortunately, just a bad strain. Facebook

This is my area of Kent! Hidden Kent town dubbed one of best places for single people to move to despite tiny population (msn.com)

Unbelievable video of three youngsters stealing a bike from outside our railway station (1) London & UK Street News on Twitter: "outside Borough Green Station Three youths cutting the lock off a bike and taking it. cc streetdrama_uk https://t.co/rYkve5mYDz" / Twitter

Since I posted an offer to share my enormous wealth, young body and good looks with a Princess on Twitter this account decided to follow me. wendy stafford (@wendystaffart) / Twitter

It has been a busy holiday period. My next door neighbour died, and we have been helping his devastated wife, who has very few relations or friends, organize the registration of his death and the many other things that need to be done. My daughter got engaged, and her fiancé did ask me for her hand in marriage, which I gladly agreed to. He is a site carpenter and gets my greatest respect, having been a joiner myself who relied on such people to fit my work on site.

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I live on a small estate of about 75 houses. At Christmastime, they arrange Christmas carols with mulled wine and mince pies, a Santa to visit all the children (my granddaughter used to love it when she lived here) and a raffle. This year, I won a bottle of white wine. The next social event will be a BBQ on the green in the summer. When Covid was with us, I was one of those who helped arrange a "social distancing" street party. People are also wandering about hand-delivering Christmas cards

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Got an email from Lloyds Chemists suggesting I should book a flu jab with them. This I did, but could not book myself and Dot for the same day. Some time later got an email telling me my appointment had been cancelled and to rebook it, which I did for exactly the same day as the original appointment. It seemed Dot's appointment was fine until we turned up at the chemist and were told it had been cancelled, no email cancellation was received, although they assured me one was sent. I used to be an IT manager, so I should bloody well know. Booked another appointment for Dot a week later, wandered up to the chemist only to find it had been cancelled again with no notification, received no apology and when I said I was going to have some fun on Twitter with this situation the pharmacist said please do, no one will be interested, and she was almost correct. This is my Twitter comment 3Dgifartist on Twitter: "Dot is 70 and failed to get a flu jab for the second time at @LloydsPharmacy in Borough Green. Pharmacist told me no one would be interested if I had a little fun on Twitter, and she was correct, but I had a GIF available #3Danimation #3Dmodeling #Sevenoaks #wrotham https://t.co/SB9rbl3Fh5" / Twitter The next day on my early morning walk in the dark I encountered a dog on one of those extended leads but could not see the owner because he was around the corner of the entrance to the park. The bloody animal launched itself at me and sank its teeth into my arm. The dog's owner, a young man, was absolutely shocked (I was none too happy either) and was very apologetic after disengaging the animal from my arm. We exchanged details, and he rang me later to confirm I was OK. The dog had broken the skin, and I was able to get an immediate appointment with the Borough Green medical centre, where I received a tetanus injection and was able to book Dot a Flu jab for the same day. Dot not only got her flu jab but an anti pneumonia jab in the other arm, poor old girl went through it that day. Today I received an email from Lloyds telling me that I can get a free delivery of my prescribed medication, I would definitely kick the bucket without my pills, do you think I can trust them, I bloody well don't.

I now have about half a dozen high profile Twitter accounts that specialize in selling NFTs who have an average of 50k followers each. I have no wish to follow them back, but do suspect that some sort of AI is running their accounts because a human would be able to read that I am against NFTs.

Subject: Why Message: How long have you been doing this? why have you been doing this? do you have Ligma? This is a message I received from the contact form on my website ...What is Ligma?

Just finished checking over all the likes and new followers on Twitter for a post about The Old GIFs archive that is there. 280 likes and many followers added The Google+ community on Twitter is closing down and moving to Discord with a few people from Pluspora, I have made an account under the name of Acorn, but first impressions of the place are not good Invitation to join Discord

Got this email and I do enter the competition each week, but I have never entered for a "Grab rake" Email address seems legit but no mention of my name, and it looks very unprofessional CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You have been selected as a winner of the above competition with Sun Gardening. You have won a Town & Country Grab Rake I will now be passing your details on to the prize provider who will be in touch within 28 days. Many thanks and congrats again Laura